Rihanna. We pronounce it: Ree-ON-uh. Rihanna pronounces it: Ree-ANN-Uh. She sacrificed everything to finally get her name in lights. . .and then everyone read it wrong (cue let down music).
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Monthly Archives: April 2014
Potty Talk: The Girl Next Door
You’re in the bathroom at work. Someone enters the stall next to you. What do you do next?…You know exactly what. You look at the person’s feet. If you’re lucky you don’t have to bend over to see. But you do what’s necessary. Continue reading
No credit for the end credits
Here is a common situation: I’m sitting in a movie. Completely involved in it. So much that it feels real. The movie ends, just after an intense moment of closure. I prepare to bask in it all.
Suddenly, the credits come up and an awful, totally inappropriate pop song comes on. Wasn’t this a World War II movie? It’s the worst when it’s a movie that only featured beautifully composed, original music throughout and suddenly ends with a song from a Disney channel girl band. Continue reading
Emotionally Intense
An ex-boyfriend once called me emotionally intense. Insulted and hurt, I cried for 10 minutes. Then after seeing the irony, I laughed my head off. Then I broke up with him. After a day, I realized I missed his candor, so we got back together again.
I know emotion.